Sunday, January 3, 2010

not happy, want pasta, and other adventuring tips

EXPLORER TIP OF THE DAY!
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wella', oky dokes adventurers, here's the tipo' dee day! The tipo' dee day is this, whenever you're going on a road trip.. or like.. you know camping, pack just enough--- pack something you're gonna wear you know, like, don't bring all that sorts of tight clothes to the whatever and where you're going, you're not gonna wear that out on the BEACH or the FOREST, and whatnot!
Bring what you know you're gonna use, besides you might take home some cool finds! ;')

BTW, get a
ROADID, this thing is MUCHO importantanto! This thing has all sorts of emergency contacts, medical info, all sorts of up-to-date stuff about yourself! It comes in all sorts of stuff you can put on yourself, anyway!
So when you're in a jam, and need to use all that importantanto info, the
ROADID IS THE THINGO FO YOU!



anyhow, i am feeling bad.
i want pasta--- and my mum got mad at me for wanting it.


Saturday, January 2, 2010

happy, exploring in general, STICKS

EXPLORER TIP OF THE DAY!
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OKAY, EXPLORERS, here's the DICE, being a dedicated explorer, you have to always, or should at least, bring a STICK-- wherever you're going. It is IMPORTANT, ABSOLUTELY, to have a stick. You need a stick at all times, a long stick and a short stick.

When tipping over dirty rocks, STICK IS THERE!
when climbing up a mountain, STICK IS THERE!
When tipping over something you're not sure about or touching.. poking.. STICK IS THERE!
for hitting unnecessary things.. STICK IS THERE!
reaching high stuff!
STICK IS THERE!
STICKS ARE ESSENTIAL FOR THE TRAVELING EXPLORER, SO GET A STICK, BUY A STICK, USE A STICK!
STICK!


okay, loves--- and little doves, all traveling the world all a little rough, we got the whole wide world all in a trough, just for you to drink, no wheres or hows,
we've got mommy and daddy in your palms,
buy all your toys that your little heart wants, we got pigs and noodles and horses and cows, we got popcorn and doodles all on the wall for shaoooo'..!

BAAHAHAH, I'M A RAPPER
REMEMEBER?!?!
just kidding, I'm an ADVENTURER!~

I always use a stick because I am SLICK!
I use a stick all the time, and I bring extraaz fishing string so I can go fishing!
Did you know, all people under 16 can go fishing WITHOUT a permit?
do it while you can, while it's still free, :JEEWHILIKERS
so GO GO GO PEOPLE, OUT AND EXPLORE!

bliss, tides and ranting!


EXPLORER TIP OF THE DAY!

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:: SO, when you are at the tidepool, or any low tide or whatnot, look under only the rocks with BARNACLES on them, they have all the little hermit crabs and little REAL crabs, and sea swimmers, and tadpoles you were trying to find! BUT, remember, it is only COMMON COURTESY to put back the rocks where you find them! They don't come picking up your homes!

the tides are lowest early early morning, my loves!



'zipppadeedayy~
my oh my what a spectacular day!
clou-oudy weather, winter daysss~
ZIPPADEEDOOO-- DAH!
zippadee.. ay.

okay okay okay, today was absolutely.. well not wonderful, but i do feel wonderful.
it's a weird thing, whenever i say i feel wonderful, the world is all like, "NO, NO, SHUT UP,"
and whenever i'm like, 'oppghh.. i feel suckish," the world'll be like, "NONO! I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG, YOU'RE HAPPY,"
(DEALWITHIT)

ANYWAY, i'm feeling pretty slick, i got a' cool new jackey, DC, EXCCEEEED!
ANDDD it looks pretty slick on me.
the level 8 piano tests are coming in on me and i'm horrible, BUT, i will get better, i fbelieve in myself, i'm scared though.
I don't practice 7 hours a day like i'm supposed to, *SCARED
but i believe in myself, yessireeee~
like a rotserie chicken!

..alright, rotserie chicken, (sp?) has nothing to do with it, BUT it rhymes with yesieree~ sort of.
it HAS A GOOD beat, rhythm TO IT!
right? like poetry!
i'm like a secondhand store shakespeare!
HALF THE TALENT, BUT GOT ALLLL THE RHYMES!
i could be a rapper
( BAHAHAHHA )

and shank people for fun!
( BAHAHA MORE STEREOTYPING IS FUN! )


anyhow, for my EXPLORER portion of the day~
I shall talk about my LATEST EXPO EXPO EXPO SHOSHITE, NEXTOOOS~
theres a little island by a park in my house
it only comes up when the tide is lowww and when you're on it you can look under the BARNACLED rocks and see crabs!
it's VERY cute, and-- you know, you should try it yourself :)